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The last time I blogged I was about to set off for the Orient.
Here’s someone who never left the Orient:
Long ago in a distant galaxy my friend Townsend and I would spend our Saturday afternoons on a windswept slope called Bunkers Hill, supporting through thick and thin – often VERY thick, often indescribably thin – a wayward and often feckless Hull City Football Club as it roamed the Third Division.
Last week Townsend came to visit Walthamstow Waterside, all the way from Wellington New Zealand. Across the marshes we heard the strangled cries of a failing football club – Leyton Orient! We hailed a cab – ten minutes later we were pushing through real old-fashioned turn-styles, forking out fifteen pounds apiece. We paid threepence to see City, but hey, that was in a different universe where balls were made of leather, super-stars like Stanley Matthews were paid twenty pounds a week, and your half-time cracked mug of Bovril set you back tuppence.
And the O’s God bless ’em, need the money. Not only are they now facing major competition in the shape of Premier side West Ham having moved into the Olympic stadium a bare mile from their ground, but they seem to have lost the knack of winning any games. They’ve sunk to the very bottom rung of what is cruelly called League Two, a misleading modern euphemism for the Fourth Division, and now face relegation clean out of the Football League.
The day we went they lost 4-1 to Doncaster Rovers, whose supporters were in full voice, robust full-throated northern vowels rattling the rafters of the East Stand, bringing echoes of those far-off Humberside days. Sympathetically we chewed on hot meat-pies at half time, and marvelled at the resolute cheeriness of the several thousand locals who turn out in regular support.
There’s a crowd-fund been started to raise the quarter of a million reported necessary to save the club from bankruptcy – the link is below. This is grass-roots stuff, it’s one of London’s oldest football clubs, an oasis of fun and colour it would be so sad to lose, so I’m going to chip in. When I last looked they’d raised £154, so there’s a bit of a way to go…
And meanwhile, what of the other Orient, of Far Cathay? Back in November I retreated from the worrying West as Trump triumphed and Brexit began to bite, and went off to work at one of China’s most venerable seats of learning, Peking University. This has a beautiful campus in Beijing, in the palatial grounds of a former home of an Imperial minister in pre-revolution days:
It’s a university steeped in history, regarded by many as parallel with Oxford or Cambridge, and in the last century was a focus for both Mao’s Cultural Revolution and the 1989 Tienanmen Square protests. Nowadays there is much talk of cultural links with other countries – the gent on the plinth is Miguel de Cervantes, no doubt dreaming the impossible dream…
…here’s the same view 3 hours later…


























Léger’s work is joyous: I love his wacky ceramic stuff – like the “Walking Sun”, and “The Wrestlers” – the latter perhaps hinting at party games down at the Murphies….










ical version of “Made in Dagenham”. To be honest, this was a tighter show than the West End one I reported on last year with our Gemma Arterton in the main role, by the Queens artistic director, Douglas Rintoul. There’s neat choreography, gutsy performances by a cast of actor-musicians, and the opening night was given extra resonance by the presence of some of the original Ford strikers (Hornchurch being next-door to Dagenham). It’s a show to watch, at a theatre to watch – on the London Underground (District Line) with sensible ticket prices once you get there.
Both for now, heartening local images from within the European Union.
At least for the next two years…

Just around the corner from Maggie Hambling’s sculpture of Oscar Wilde staring at the stars from the gutter, you can descend beneath the street to St Martin’s crypt, where you find a great gift shop, meeting rooms, chapel, an art gallery – and a large self-service, licensed restaurant serving good food at reasonable prices, an increasingly rare phenomenon in theatre-land.
If you would seek Oscar’s monument…..look under the cardboard coffee cups.
ord, where the Yvonne Arnaud Theatre sits beside a tumbling mill-race. I first visited a theatre in the riverside car-park in this town in the early 60s, on a visit to the famous Century Theatre, which was a touring theatre building. Yes, building. This extraordinary phenomenon toured the towns and cities of post-war England, in Guildford keeping the creative flame alight while funds were raised to replace the burned out repertory theatre in North St. The Yvonne Arnaud Theatre was completed in 1965.
We had a great week as spring began cautiously (and mistily) to arrive. Back in 1066 William the Conqueror spotted the potential of Guildford as a regional centre, and built a tidy castle up on the top of a hill overlooking the town, which he clearly meant to last. And last it did, and it’s now surrounded by lovely gardens and great views across Surrey.
The play itself lost out to “Hangmen” in the Best New Play list, but then came the keenly awaited presentation of the Best Male Actor award. There had been feverish speculation in the media about a head-to-head confrontation between Benedict Cumberbatch for “Hamlet” and Mark Rylance for “Farinelli and the King”.

he last century, the Cornish coast was a magnet for artists. Whether the sun shines or not, the light has a special quality, the air salty and sharp. And when it’s bright the sea and sky are boldly blue, with sub-tropical trees deeply green beside the flinty grey and white of the buildings. Although the town was enjoying a healthy crop of tourists, I found the (still operational) Bernard Leach pottery almost deserted, and wandered in the quiet of Barbara Hepworth’s sculpture garden.


Then back home, and a week’s nice easy commute to Richmond Theatre – another small piece of fine craft-work, this time by the great Victorian architect, Frank Matcham. Size is of course relative, Richmond Theatre isn’tthat small – about 800 seats – but it’s modest alongside his famous blockbusters like The London Palladium or our next stunning venue, The Theatre Royal Newcastle. This glorious palace recently had a £4.75m refurbishment, and it feels like it – it’s terrific to work in or to watch shows in, and the locals are rightly very proud of it.
(Picture: Ents24.com)





Yet another fine Victorian Theatre Royal, in a town famous for its mix of elegance and sleaze, the opulent and the tacky. You can find bargains in the Lanes, eat fish and chips sometimes almost as good as those in the north-east, or pick your way through hordes of French students to inspect the Pier, which is currently up for sale should you have millions spare to invest in something more adventurous than failing retail stores or dodgy banks…
with a gift for bringing cheer, who when they turn up in your thoughts, make you smile.

t do festivals – I’m sure I would have loved them when I was young and green, snuggling down in the squelch, full of music and cider, carefree sex amongst the Portaloos and the rain-drenched spliff-ends
ilway station wrapped massively in kitchen-foil!




t of England.


This was “Miss Wilson’s Waterloo” with Karen Archer as the eponymous Harriette Wilson, in a one-off, specially commissioned performance for a private audience on a cruise in the North Sea, who loved it. It makes cracking, informative entertainment: a startling encounter between two people whose sexual conquests were legion. For anyone who loves amazing real-life characters in true stories from a turning point in Europe’s history – as we as a nation turn our back on that same continent – all enquiries, please, to this address.

new piece by the author of “The Father”, Florian Zeller- a play similarly translated by Christopher Hampton.”The Father”, for those who didn’t see it, is a profoundly accurate and upsetting study of a man’s life unravelling through dementia. “The Truth” is a profoundly accurate study of two marriages unravelling through infidelity – and is very, very funny! Florian is a master craftsman who writes taut, sharp dialogue in a tight skilfully-structured story-line, with perfectly-timed twists and surprises.
And talking of whom, here is one of mine, the remarkably talented Lin Li, known to her English pals as Milly – who on Wednesday graced once more the UK Chinese Students Association New Year Gala, this time at the O2 Arena, with a bravura display of Guzheng music, accompanied on drums by Tong Jiaxing – the musicians post-grads at King’s London and Oxford Universities respectively. If you don’t know what a guzheng sounds like, at the bottom of the page there’s a link to a Youtube video of Milly playing with a young orchestra in China.




